in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.gotta love your nurses, people.
I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.
Cat-shaming Minerva and her lack of control.
Look at this purebread puppy
‘please do not expand the list by killing people.’
You may say I’m a dreamer
but the media men beg to differ
I should be angry by this. But for some reason I’m not. Have I finally obtained the rare and elusive “sense of humor”?
Oh my fucking god.